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This Week's Awful Woodworking Joke

The politically correct way to fire a woodworker is to tell him he’s finished.

Lumberjacks, on the other hand, usually just get the axe.

There was a terrible explosion in the dust collector at the sawmill. It all happened when Jimmy lit a cigarette. He had been working there for thirty years, so the boss had assumed that was the last thing he’d ever do.
And it was.


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