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This Week's Awful Woodworking Joke

He had to turn off both the saw and the dust collector to hear her. She stood at the shop door, shaking with anger, and she looked vaguely familiar.
"I'm your son's teacher," she said. "I asked the class what well-fed chickens give us, and the children said eggs. Then I asked what a well-fed pig gives us and they said bacon."
She paused to collect herself.
"But when I asked what a well-fed cow gives us," she continued, "your son said homework!"


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