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This Week's Awful Woodworking Joke

The furniture artist got a call from the gallery owner.
I have good news and bad news," the owner said. "Somebody just stopped by and asked if the value of your furniture would increase after your death. I said it would, and he bought the entire collection!" "That’s wonderful! And the bad news?"
It was your doctor…"

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