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This Week's Awful Woodworking Joke

The woodshop owner was very honored to have been asked to make a small walnut console for the international space station. On the day that the part was launched and delivered by NASA, the shop owner was given an opportunity to speak via satellite with the astronaut who was installing it. Work stopped for a few minutes at the woodshop and all of the workers got to listen to the live coverage.
"How do you feel about the construction?" the shop owner asked nervously. There was a short delay, and then the astronaut’s voice filled the woodshop.
"How would you feel if you were stuck seventeen miles up in space on top of 10,000 parts that were all supplied by the lowest bidder?"

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