This Week's Awful Woodworking Joke
The furniture artist got a call from the gallery owner.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner said. "Somebody just stopped by and asked if the value of your furniture would increase after your death. I said it would, and he bought the entire collection!" "That’s wonderful! And the bad news?"
"It was your doctor…"
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